OK, I know we've taken this vagabond trouser thing to the max, but one more thought before I call it quits on this thread (unless something else interesting pops up, like Jillybean's observation of 'jiggling' on the trap in 'Fools of Fortune'...have to check that out! Um...should I say "pops up"?)....
Anyone remember the old movie "Roxanne"? Well, in the bar scene when DC was coming up with "20 something betters" to describe his big nose, one that he came up with was: "it's not the SIZE of the nose that matters...it's what's IN IT that counts".
This line could be adapted for the No Man's Pants theme: "It's not the SIZE of the pants that matters...it's what's IN THEM that counts"!